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#443 Reindeer Corki Christmas skin revealed
inquisitor: this sword was made for my hands and my hands only. i am to die wielding it.
companion: what's it called
inquisitor: meme slayer 9000

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tyleroakley:

THE ACCURACY IS OVERWHELMING.

The most perfect description of Sarah Palin I’ve ever seen O.O;

omglaggg:

Best bug ever. Rito don’t fix it pls.

Joker: About the ones you went out with last..

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

avatarlegends:

kryptonavatar:

X

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever popped up on our dash. 

memophile:

Share with your friends who say Obama takes too much vacation/spends too much money/etc.

summonerscode:

Exhibit 366
Yasuo [18:29]: wut to buy after shiv
Sion [18:38]: warm water, a clean towel, cotton cloths
Sion [18:48]: lemon juice, baking soda
Yasuo [18:59]: wtf
Sion [19:16]: the usual stuff for maintaining your bronze
(Thanks to Cronoistight for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 366

Yasuo [18:29]: wut to buy after shiv

Sion [18:38]: warm water, a clean towel, cotton cloths

Sion [18:48]: lemon juice, baking soda

Yasuo [18:59]: wtf

Sion [19:16]: the usual stuff for maintaining your bronze

(Thanks to Cronoistight for the quote!)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.